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remember: you can’t spell “valentine’s Day” without “anal destiny”
JE SUS CHRIST NEVER lAUGHED SO MUCH OH MY GOD HELOP ME
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Your egg carrying dogs are cute and all; but my pet just carried an egg around in her ass for 24 hours, shot it out and sat on it. All without breaking it. Meet Tweetsie.
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